| JOHN
        CLEESE, THE FUNNIEST MAN IN THE WORLD -- THE MONTY YEARS   
         
        In the first part of this retrospective we looked at John
        Cleese's upbringing in the UK seaside town of
        Weston-super-Mare and his impressive academic career that
        saw him enter the elitist Cambridge University to study
        law; although he slipped in to show biz - first with the
        touring Cambridge Footlights and later working as a
        script writer for radio and television. 
         
        However his big break came when he came together with
        Co-writers/performers Terry Jones, Graham Chapman,
        Michael Palin, Eric Idle and Terry Gilliam to form the
        legendary Monty Python's Flying Circus in 1969. 
         
        Imagine the scene - if you will - of six young comedy
        writers around a table trying to form and agree scripts
        for a revolutionary and groundbreaking new television
        series. Like six dogs brought together for the first
        time, the growling, sniffing and the establishment of
        working habits took some time to get right. 
         
        Despite being roughly the same age and enjoying the same
        sort of crazy humour, the team were from different parts
        of the country and had a different outlook on life
        generally. The Welshman Jones, in particular, sheered at
        Cleese's snobbery and commercialism - which was to
        manifest itself in a long line of adverts and
        voice-overs. Many writers have based an article on
        Cleese's (supposed) love of money.  
         
        Palin remembers Cleese as the most bored of the outfit -
        often openly yawning and wristwatch glancing at group
        conferences. Occasionally he would ask for the others
        opinions in a way that suggested that this was only for
        show, his mind was already made up. There was even a
        suggestion that his laughter (at the material of others)
        was merely theatrical. 
         
        However he is not against collaborative writing now or
        then. "Coming up with something as a team that you
        would never have achieved alone - that is the real joy of
        working with others." He told a TV interviewer
        later. 
         
        The script approval system was based around the
        "black ball" system - which comes from the way
        English gentlemen's clubs select members - in which if
        one member did not like it, that was not enough for the
        sketch to be stopped, but two was enough for it to be
        shelved there and then. Sketches could be stopped at any
        time later down the line and it is clear that some
        material (although not much) was subject to the BBC's
        famous "blue pencil." 
         
        Cleese laid down a rule that the sketches must have
        "internal logic" (however crazy the people may
        be there must be thread of logic to them. For example, if
        one member was dressed up as a fish - the others had to
        be dressed in the same manner) and would often read bible
        chapters (which later inspired the Life Of Brian film)
        and thesauruses for inspiration. 
         
        Another technique was for one of the members to spurt out
        something wild of ridiculous off the top of their heads
        like "the sex life of a traffic warden" or
        "how to form a good lynch mob." The idea would
        go around the room until the idea formed itself in to
        something (to be worked on later) or be dropped
        completely. 
         
        The show was generally low budget, so outdoor scenes were
        something of a luxury and the such scenes had to be
        concluded in a couple of weeks a season. According to
        Cleese these scenes were always concluded at some dull
        and out of the way location. The team generally liked
        sport, so many outdoor sketches involved sport or
        physical interaction. 
        (Cleese played both cricket and soccer (although neither
        very well) and at one point had bowled the former England
        cricket star Dennis Compton out. To this day he will
        discus sport at length and hurry away from a party or
        event in order to watch some "important sporting
        event" on television.) 
         
        Monty Python generally wrote in pairs and to this day
        who-wrote-what debates still rages. Cleese was the most
        experienced writer and the more pragmatic of the group,
        having written extensively for television and radio and
        was testy about the groups ability to waste time on
        in-jokes and arguments over single words and phrases. 
         
        In his radio days Cleese was noted for being able to
        knock out material quickly (perhaps in a couple of days)
        and then take time off to visit friends and enjoy
        himself. The Pythons become the first project in which he
        had to work a full five days out of the seven. 
         
        (Later he would form a successful video training film
        company - Video Arts - that would draw upon some the
        scenes that confronted him and the producers. One film
        was, pertinently, called "Meetings, Bloody
        Meetings.") 
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        Looking back over the complete four series (Cleese only
        took part in three) - when the show was to be released on
        video - Cleese stated that the shows often looked a bit
        threadbare and under-rehearsed. While some of the
        sketches have become classic - such as the "Dead
        Parrot Sketch" and the "Ministry of Silly Walks
        (Cleese has without doubt the funniest "silly"
        walk in the world - although he did not write the
        "Ministry Sketch") many are dated and lack a
        proper ending. 
         
        Cleese told a TV interviewer that at the time he only
        knew one thing about the show: "It wouldn't work in
        the USA..." The fact that it did and brought in
        countless millions from films, books, videos and serial
        rights continues to astound him. Certainly many jokes fly
        over the head of the American viewer that is not steeped
        in English life. 
         
        For example, the "Upper Class Twit Of The Year"
        sketch was inspired by Chapman's flat in Kensington where
        braying-car-door-slamming, shotgun carrying "Hooray
        Henry" characters actually existed. The outside
        audience can only respond to the silliness. 
         
        Cleese height and baring often made him the natural
        authority figure of the group. He would be the crazy PT
        instructor, ministry official or legal barrister (which
        technically he was) and it is notable that he was a more
        a custard pie thrower than a custard pie taker - in one
        sketch, built around a fish slapping dance, he hits Palin
        in to a freezing (and very dirty) canal with a large
        fish.  
         
        There was more than a hint of cruelty in some of his
        treatment of the fellow Pythons although it only broke
        down in to real violence once when - as a gag - he stole
        Graham Chapman's pipe pre-show. Realising this was
        Chapman's security blanket, he watched with pleasure as
        he searched in vain for what was safely in his back
        pocket. Eventually Cleese tired of the game and handed
        the pipe back to Chapman who repaid him by kneeing him in
        the groin! 
         
        When Cleese walked out after Series Three (the show
        lasted four) many presumed that this would be the end of
        Cleese as a Python. However he agreed to come together to
        make the film Monty Python and the Holy Grail made in
        1974. The group had made a film (And Now For Something
        Completely Different) earlier in which they had recreated
        some of there best material for the wide-screen. As a
        record of their work it is valuable, but it left most of
        the existing fans feeling a little cheated. 
         
        The Holly Grail was made for next to nothing and some its
        gags, such as not riding horses but walking, came from
        practical reality. Many of Pythons could not ride, and
        even if taught, horses are notorious for never standing
        still in the manner required for film. Some of the
        funding came from the rock group The Pink Floyd who were
        big fans. 
         
        The film saw Cleese play and variety of roles from a mad
        Frenchman to a "Black Knight" - a model for all
        his Python films, he never played the same role right
        through. The low budget was to be a major advantage to
        the Pythons who worked for a token fee and a share of the
        profits. The film was soon a big hit in the all-important
        USA. 
         
        The Life Of Brian (1979) came from the days of reading
        the bible for inspiration and its first title (thought up
        by Idle) was "Jesus - Lust For Glory." Many
        ideas were thrown around, including that the film would
        actually be about Jesus and the prophets - but in the end
        the film was about someone (Brian) who was mistaken for
        Jesus. Cleese's role in the writing of the script was
        minimal although he had originally hoped to be the lead
        (he was talked out of it), later playing his routine
        collection of smaller roles. 
         
        Cleese later told friends that Jesus himself was not the
        stuff of good comedy; "he was kindly figure and had
        none of the things that makes good comedy: Envy, greed,
        malice, avarice, lust and stupidity." Filming in
        Tunisia the cast used sets that were left overs from
        other productions and the crew had to endure hellish
        hotel conditions. Once again the cast and crew made the
        film look bigger than the actual budget. 
         
        Brian got a lot of free publicity due to critics that
        took exception to some of its religious imagery and the
        film was even banned in several places in the UK.
        Nevertheless it critical and audience success made the
        group decide to make one last film - that would turn in
        to The Meaning Of Life. 
         
        Glowing with the success of Brian the group tried to
        bring together a plot that covered all aspects of British
        life from public schools to the fight for the (British)
        Empire. The film has all the hallmarks of being
        under-worked and the film ended up as a series of
        unconnected sketches - many of the them second rate and
        some of them cruel and nasty. The only part of the film
        Cleese likes is a part in which Jones plays a fat man
        that explodes (literally!) having eaten just one
        chocolate mint too many. 
         
        (This say plenty about Cleese's sense of humour and his
        lapses in to bad taste and the puerile. As I noted
        before, some sketches end of the cutting room floor
        having not got past the BBC - and a broadcast sketch
        where Cleese talks about eating his granny "and then
        throwing up in to a grave" are clearly intended to
        shock rather than amuse.) 
         
        The mixed reviews for Meaning Of Life and moderate
        audiences probably mean that this was the last Python
        film. Certainly the magic had deserted the troupe who had
        had, by then, received one too many slaps on the back.
        The live concerts, in which they played ultra-safe, were
        nothing more than love-ins, the audience laughing before
        the punchlines were even delivered. 
         
        The truth is that only Cleese as a writer and Gilliam as
        a director have ever hit the heights - the others, left
        to their own devices, would have struggled to be anything
        more than workaday writers or performers. Some of the
        later-day work of Eric Idle is so poor as to be
        unwatchable - although he is often handsomely rewarded
        for it. 
         
        The writer that Cleese admires more than any other is
        Palin, who has the best ability to be spontaneous and
        likeable on set. The pair worked together on a TV special
        called "How To Really Annoy People" (very much
        Python - although it predates it), but the two rarely
        wrote together - much to Cleese regret.  
         
        Certainly writing partner Chapman's frightening drinking
        abilities (although cured in later life) meant the
        Chapman/Cleese combo was often, in reality, only Cleese -
        some claim it was the reason Cleese walked out before the
        fourth series. Certainly one of the advantages of
        writing/meeting at Chapman's Kensington apartment (an
        upmarket London residential area) was that was the only
        sure-fire way for him to be present - if only physically. 
         
        Finding a stable partner (David Sherlock) probably saved
        Chapman for an even earlier death. He died in 1989
        (almost twenty years to the day after the Python's first
        met in an Indian restaurant in London's Soho district) of
        spinal cancer. 
        (C)
        Peter Hayes 2003 
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